a little bit of cali in jersey

last month, it was matt's birthday. we chilled, chilled some more, then chilled beyond comprehension. we crashed eric's poolside bbq somewhere in jersey. he was nice enough to let us rape a blow-up shamu in his pool.


who's yo daddy!

after that, we headed to brandon's beachhouse. he said the boiler was broken, but that's like saying bush has problems. there were wooden planks stacked in the living room, shuttered windows, haphazard electric wires that clung like unkept wall vines, and no water. but really, that just added to the experience. that forced us to hang out on the balcony and endure the beer funnel and unending beer and jack. if we actually had beds to sleep in, we prolly would never have gone to the beach at 3am and played football until sunrise. good times and the first taste of california on the east coast. chillin' out.